The Flower Index

Brands

Noizey

20 strains on the shelf at 25 shops whose menus we read.

Shelves last read Sep 27, 2026, 2:46 PM New York time· 204 of 263 shops read in the 24 hours before; 59 still carry an older reading, the oldest from September 10, 2026 (per shop)

20 strains

names only — paste straight into a taste match

  • C.R.E.A.M

    Noizey

    29.78%Indica
    • 4g

  • The OG

    Noizey

    34.7%Indica
    • 4g

  • Empire Candy

    Noizey

    29.85%Indica
    • 4g

  • Candy Zerberts

    Noizey

    28.74%Hybrid
    • 4g

  • NY Super Glue

    Noizey

    31.34%Hybrid
    • 4g

  • Dumbo Gumbo

    Noizey

    31.17%Hybrid
    • 4g

  • Liberty Zkittles

    Noizey

    20.62%Indica
    • 4g

  • Blue Lobster

    NoiZey

    29.19%Indica-leaning
    • 4g

  • Gelato Pie

    Noizey

    29.95%Indica-leaning
    • 4g

  • Harlem Haze

    NoiZey

    35.6%Sativa
    • 4g

  • Gumbo

    Noizey

    31.17%Hybrid
    • 4g

  • Candy Herbert

    NoiZey

    28.83%Hybrid
    • 4g

  • Candy Zerberts - {Farmer's }

    NoiZey

    28.74%Hybrid
    • 4g

  • Candy Zerbets

    Noizey

    28.74%Hybrid
    • 4g

  • Empire Candy - {Farmer's }

    NoiZey

    29.85%Hybrid
    • 4g

  • Orange Cookie Dough

    Noizey

    28.58%Sativa
    • 4g

  • Sour Cheesecake

    Noizey

    28.1%Sativa-leaning
    • 4g

  • Sour Cheesecake - l

    Noizey

    28.1%Hybrid
    • 4g

  • Super Haze

    Noizey

    31.31%Sativa
    • 4g

  • The OG - {Farmer's }

    NoiZey

    31.34%Indica
    • 4g

Only the shops whose menus we read. A strain missing here may still be on a shelf we have not reached, and a shop that prints the wrong brand on a jar is taken at its word.